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Aljohn
PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2020 2:59 pm 
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Also hope to have access soon - I have some unique resources to share!
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I do not see the forum. What should I do? A message appears that I am not authorized.
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I do not see the forum. What should I do? A message appears that I am not authorized.


Well, obviously you have not bothered to read the parts of the forum that you CAN see. If you had, you would know.

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doug444 wrote:
dogimo wrote:
Hello, may I ask how will I know I have lost the NRU limitations?


Brad, our founder, will ride up to your front door on his trusty goat, wearing a loin cloth and a straw hat. He will knock on the door with Thor's Hammer. When you answer the door he will shake your hand and welcome you aboard. If you want to give a good first impression, you should offer him a shot of good quality single malt whiskey.


This was an excellent post and made me literally laugh out loud :lol:
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NewCFNMFan wrote:
doug444 wrote:
dogimo wrote:
Hello, may I ask how will I know I have lost the NRU limitations?


Brad, our founder, will ride up to your front door on his trusty goat, wearing a loin cloth and a straw hat. He will knock on the door with Thor's Hammer. When you answer the door he will shake your hand and welcome you aboard. If you want to give a good first impression, you should offer him a shot of good quality single malt whiskey.


This was an excellent post and made me literally laugh out loud :lol:


Well if you ask stupid questions, expect stupid answers. :roll:

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If it would be slightly less ridiculous, I guess someone might have believed it :D :D :D
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If it would be slightly less ridiculous, I guess someone might have believed it :D :D :D


Honestly, the only bit i made up was the part about Brad appreciating fine single-malt whisky. He normally drinks cheap blended stuff. The goat is real.

A small thing I failed to mention in the original post is that if you fail to give him a whisky he will anoint you with his oily rod.

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doug444 wrote:
qwertyX wrote:
If it would be slightly less ridiculous, I guess someone might have believed it :D :D :D


Honestly, the only bit i made up was the part about Brad appreciating fine single-malt whisky. He normally drinks cheap blended stuff. The goat is real.

A small thing I failed to mention in the original post is that if you fail to give him a whisky he will anoint you with his oily rod.


That reminds me Dougy, my rod needs oiling again...when can you get over here?

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Brad wrote:
doug444 wrote:
qwertyX wrote:
If it would be slightly less ridiculous, I guess someone might have believed it :D :D :D


Honestly, the only bit i made up was the part about Brad appreciating fine single-malt whisky. He normally drinks cheap blended stuff. The goat is real.

A small thing I failed to mention in the original post is that if you fail to give him a whisky he will anoint you with his oily rod.


That reminds me Dougy, my rod needs oiling again...when can you get over here?


Not happening Boss-man. My duty statement does not include "personal services" and that sort of work is well above my pay grade.

I think you might have misunderstood me when I asked for a raise.

In any case I thought oily rods and that sort of thing would be right up Insider's alley.


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You damn well keep insider's ALLEY outta this !!!!
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