Ladies' Fight Night
The Ultimate Battle of the Sexes Championship

An Illustrated Story

For years, many doubted that a female could reasonably compete against a male in virtually any athletic event.  And although there is still an argument for this in many sports, in recent years there have been a number of extremely athletic women that have gone far beyond the barriers that defined their gender in sports. In track and field, swimming and skiing, the records currently held by many women exceed that of  many male records during the 20th century.   As female athletics gained in popularity, in recent years there have been an increase of women entering into the mixed martial arts (MMA) and the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) competitions. Women like Rhonda Rousey, Holly Holm and Amanda Nunes are extremely fierce and brutal in taking out their competition through countless TKOs.   Their level of fighting has become so intense it is now as popular as that of their male counterparts.   And frankly,  most men would never want to meet any of these women in a ring.

The following is a story created for The CFNM Village and illustrated using various digital art creations.    Consistent with the notion of women becoming more empowered in such athletic events, this storyline follows the League of Liberated Ladies (a.k.a. the "League").    In our story, the League is a secret society of women that band together to fight male tyranny and misogyny.   They are a secret organization that is well-funded by a number of female CEOs and financiers as well as women that are rising in their respective fields.   Consistent with their mission, they hosted this competition to prove to themselves and others that women have finally entered the arena to compete head-on with the male competitors.   The success of the female fighter in this match would be a giant leap for women in this specific field of competition.   The League offered a purse of $100,000 to the winner of the fight.  The winner would get everything as well as bragging rights.   The loser would get nothing leaving only with the humiliation of defeat, which would be particularly stinging if it is the male.  

All digital art illustrations below are works of the site owner, Brad Thompson, who owns the copyright for the work.

Ladies' Fight Night
Scene & Characters

Scene

 The venue selected is an historic meeting hall now owned by the League of Liberated Ladies built originally as a men's clubs in the 1890s.   In this building the League hosts their meetings, which are every bit as secretive and ceremonial as those of their male counterpart orders.  This older hall was selected for the fight as it is reminiscent of the old meeting halls of such all-male orders as the Freemasons and other men's guilds wherein similar bare-knuckle bouts were held during the 19th century, and no woman would be allowed entrance.   At these fights, the men would surround the ring drinking scotch, smoking cigars and cheering for their favored fighter.   So for the League, their historic hall would be the ideal place for such a match.
 
And as with the other secret male societies, the League of Liberated Ladies is also exclusive to their own gender.  No men are ever allowed in the League's Hall, with the rare exception of tonight's bout wherein the male fighter, Bruno Breuser, is allowed to enter solely for the ladies to watch him fight the female contender, Rhonda Rowdy. The entire audience, judges and referees are all females, and aside from Breuser, there is not a man in the building.
 
The rules are to be similar to UFC rules yet less restrictive including the allowance of blows to the opponent's groin, which of course favors the female.  But this was deemed appropriate given other physical advantages of the male in this bout.   In fact, because of Bruno Beruers's vociferous bragging and constant ridiculing of Rhona Rowdy and her "lack of testicles", Rowdy becomes determined to defeat Bruseur with quick dispatch using that part of a man's body in which they hold out as defining male strength, courage and bravado - their balls.
 

 Characters

 Bruno Breuser:  The male fighter, Bruno Breuser, is the classic bully. He became so adept at degrading and hurting boys it in grade school that he decided to turn his passion for it into his vocation. By nature, he is a petty, selfish and an ignorant dolt. His greatest and possibly only talent is his ability to beat up others, which has made him a sensation in the MMA world.   Although he has never won a championship title, his boisterous and mean personality has made him a celebrity.    Because of his high profile and the inability of the League to attract a male fighter that had a championship belt, they approached Breuser's manager.   The manager consider the added notoriety this would bring his Bruno, and firmly believed his fighter would make quick work of decimating Rowdy.  Breuser initially felt both the purse and fighting a female fighter was beneath him, but when the League began to circulate in the media that Breuser was too afraid of Rowdy, his ego compelled him to accept the challenge.
 
When Bruno finally turned his attention to learning about Rhondy Rowdy and how she was becoming an equal sensation in the MMA world, he became jealous and began ridiculing and mocking her constantly in the media. His publicly lambasting her always focused upon her gender as being why she was unworthy of competing against a man and was unsuitable for any interest by serious followers of the MMA competitions.  He would constantly claim "she didn't have the balls to be worthy of being in the ring at the same time".   Breuser's complete disdain of female athletes and lack of respect for her no-loss record in the ring infuriated the Rowdy.  For the months prior to the match, Breuser's overconfidence caused him to drop all training and instead he partied in Las Vegas drinking and hiring hookers up until the night of the fight.
 
Rhonda Rowdy:  Rhonda grew up the typical tomboy. Having four older brothers, she grew an insatiable drive to prove she physically do anything a man could.   But because she grew up in a traditional family, her desire to excel athletically against men was always suppressed.  She disdains fawning women and their effeminate ways when kowtowing to dominant men.   She became more and more agitated over time with Breuser's constant criticism and belittling of her, despite her impressive no-loss record in the ring.  
 
Unlike Breuser, Rowdy has trained intensely for months for this bout.    She watched every video of Breuser in the ring to learn of all his weaknesses and vulnerability.
 
Referee:  Rochelle Williams is a well-known referee in both male and female athletics.    She competed in various track and field events in college, participated as an athlete in the Olympics in judo, and became one of the first female referees to officiate in the MMA.    Her credentials are well known throughout the industry, but what is not so well known is that she is a charter member of the League.
 
Judges:   Three judges, Rachel Lewis, Louise Ferrell and Regina Rocklin, were selected each based upon their own accomplishments in athletics.   All had participated in some form of contact sports and all are intimately familiar with MMA rules and regulations.  And of course, all are members of the League

Our story begins at the bell ringing and commencement of the first round...

Upon the first moments of the first round, Breuser revealed his cockiness. Looking Rhonda Rowdy in her eyes, he said "This will be great, I get to beat the shit out of a woman and not only do I not go to jail, I get $100,000 for doing it!"

The ladies in the crowd gasped as it was common knowledge Bruno had been arrested a number of times for domestic violence with past girlfriends.   But neither Referee Williams nor Rhonda Rowdy showed any emotions.   It was clear they were professionals at their respective crafts and did not allow Breuser's attempt to intimidate affect either of them.

 

He then looked over at the three judges at the table and shouted "Hey ladies, start writing that $100,000 check now - I have some hot bitches in Vegas waiting for me..haha."

He then shuffled closer to Rhonda and said, "I think before I bust you up I'll strip you naked..hehe...you know there's no rules against that!  That would be quite fun watching you bobble about buck naked as I finished you off.  Come hear you little twat -- I want to see what you're hiding under those tight little trunks..haha!" 

As he got closer he threw a wild hard punch at Rowdy's face.   But she had watched many videos of him in the ring, and knew he would.   She simply moved out of the way without urgency almost mocking his attempt.   Breuser said "Well, well, the little girl thinks she's a fighter.    But you aren't going to be able to get out of the way of this!" 

He then threw a left jab, which again Rowdy anticipated.  This time, she not only moved from the punch, but halfheartedly dropping her guard saying "Really Breuser, is that all you can do?"  The crowd burst into laughter seeing her taunt him.

He instantly grew angry.  "I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF YOU BITCH!!"   Breuser then began to throw wild punches and kicks without any strategy.    It was at this point the athleticism of Rowdy kicked showing why she was undefeated.   Every punch or kick was met with a lightening-quick pary with the blow missing its intended target by mere inches.   The closeness of each blow, which was intentional by Rowdy, served to make Breuser all the more frantic throwing one after another.  But each one was successfully dodged by Rowdy.

 

As part of Rhonda's strategy, the moment Bruno stopped his onslaught of missed punches and kicks and his guard was down.   Had he paid more attention to training and learning about his opponent from past fight videos, he would have known what to expect next from her.   But his arrogance had set him up.    At that moment, Rowdy spun backwards with all her might and delivered one of her famous spinning hook kicks perfectly on target.   The force of her entire body was translated to her right heel as it landed squarely on Breuser's head where his left jaw met his ear.    Rowdy knew that in fighting, this point of impact is typically what knocks most fighters out or at the very least makes them delirious.   The accuracy and force of her hard kick had the intended affect she wanted on Breuser.

 

Breuser fell to his knees stunned, but Rowdy did not want him to hit the canvass fully as that would start the referee referee count-down, which might allow him time to recover.   Before upon his hitting his knees she flew on top of him and immediately got him in a tight Jiu Jitsu choke hold.   As the birds flew around within his head, her choke hold choked off the oxygen from his brain.  When Referee Williams squatted down to ascertain if Breuser was conscious, Rowdy unexpectedly released her hold.   This allowed Breuser to breath again, which was part of her plan.  She had made the decision not to allow the match to be called so soon as Breuser would later claim it was just a lucky blow, and that Rowdy didn't deserve the match.

 

As the referee stood allowing the match to proceed, Breuser was on the verge of incoherence.   Rowdy saw a great opportunity to make a poignant statement not only to the crowd watching, but the entire MMA fighting community.   She yelled at Breuser, "So, YOU claimed YOU were going to strip ME naked?   Well how about I turn the tables and I strip YOU naked?!   After all, as you said, it is not against the rules!"

Before Bruno knew what was going on, he was on his back with Rhonda pulling off his boxer shorts and jockstrap in one hard pull.   As they came completely off, she threw then onto the judges' table saying, "Here's the first trophy, but it's for you!"   Everyone in the room, with the exception of Breuser, was laughing hysterically.

 

Breuser slowly began to regain his consciousness.   He kneeled  trying to orient himself and understand what was going on only to realize he had just been immediately taken down by Rowdy and stripped naked by her in the process.   He shouted at the judges "HEY!  I NEED MY TRUNKS BACK...I'M NAKED!  STOP THE MATCH, STOP THE MATCH UNTIL I CAN PUT THEM BACK ON!".   As he kneeled there, rather than acquiescing to his demands, the referee began to count him out.

One of the judges, Rachel Lewis, then responded to Breuser "Wasn't it YOU that said YOU were going to strip Rowdy naked?!   As you said, IT'S WITHIN THE RULES.   Concede now as the loser and we'll call the match  and let you dress and be on your way.   But if don't concede, you'll just have to fight in the nude!"

 

Bruno Breuser stood just in time before it being counted a knock-out.   He now he realized how stupid he was to have underestimated her so much.   For the first time, he was genuinely afraid of her and what she might do to him.   Adding to his consternation was the room filled with female spectators who were all enthralled in seeing him humiliated in such a way.   He became determined to gain back at least some of his dignity and once again squared off against Rowdy.  

But at this point, he had been weakened not only by the hard blow and choke hold, but months of inactivity and partying.   He was no longer her physical equal, and his sudden realization of this made him all the more scared and vulnerable.

 

Bruno shuffled forward with uncertainty throwing another weak punch, again missing his intended contact.   Rhonda leaped forward with a cross punch landing this time on Bruno's opposite jaw.  The power-punch was so hard Bruno lost his senses for a moment stumbling backwards.   With his guard dropped Rhonda Rowdy knew that her next blow would be even more debilitating.

 

Rowdy took advantage of Bruno's brief moment of confusion and delivered an upward kick as hard as she could directly into his naked uncovered balls.   Because Bruno normally wears a protective cup, which at this particular fight he felt was unnecessary, the ball busting was a new level of excruciating pain he had never experienced.   He let out a loud grunt followed by an exhale of air from in his lungs.    Many of the ladies watching gasped as they'd never seen a man racked in his balls as hard as Rowdy had just done to Breuser.  But the vast majority cheered and applauded her for doing it.   It was sweet justice for so many women that had longed to see Bruno get his comeupance.

 

Rhonda was encouraged by the cheers and approvals of her delivering a kick to her opponent's balls.    So as Bruno moaned and stumbled backwards in agony, Rhonda grabbed him by the wrists and this time throwing a spinning knee again targeting his balls.   The crowd loved this blow every bit as much as the first blow causing Breuser to become even more incapacitated.

 

 

Rowdy then spun him around and getting him in yet another Jiu Jitsu choke hold.   She forced him to the edge of the ring and stood him upright while presenting him naked to some of the ladies at ringside.    She said, "Ladies, would you like a photo of Bruno's little dick?"    The girls squealed with delight eagerly pulling out their phone cameras to photos of Bruno's penis and balls up-close. 

 

After again choking off the oxygen to Breuser's brain, he was once again delirious.   Rowdy spun him around and to add salt to the wound got on one knee and threw yet another hard upper-cut power-punch directly into his balls.  Breuser yelled in agony and the crowd once again roared with laughter and cheers.

 

Remembering how Breuser had constantly ridiculed her about not "having the balls" to take him on, she got him in another Jiu Jitsu hold and pulled back on his legs exposing his genitals to the ladies on the opposite side of the ring.   As the looked onto his exposed package, Rhonda gave his balls another brutally hard punch coming down from high above her head. 

 

Breuser struggled to get back up while Rowdy stood up instantly.  This left him on one knee making him again vulnerable to Rowdy.   Rowdy then delivered another spinning knee, this time to Breuser's face.   Once more he yelled in pain falling backwards.

 

As Bruno back onto the canvass, Rowdy pounced on his chest. Using another Jiu Jitsu hold with her hand one ankle and her leg pulling Breuser's leg away from his groin, she left his entire genitals on prominent display affording her the opportunity to pound them full force at will.  "Punch him in the balls Rowdy, Punch him again!"  they shouted.    If anything Rhonda Rowdy is a crowd pleaser and did just that.   Breuser yelled and moaned in agony unable to thwart Rowdy's assault.   As she pummeled his balls mercilessly, the eager ladies gathered gleefully with their cell phone cameras capturing it all.

 

By now, Bruno Breuser had been thoroughly defeated with no fight in him left.      He had never landed one blow while every one of hers had the maximum impact.    This precluded him from saying it was a single lucky blow, but instead, it was clear to everyone that Rowdy had thoroughly beaten him up fairly and in accordance with MMA rules.  And because the whole thing was recorded in addition to the many video and photo captures on the spectators' personal cell devices, the truth was for all to see and made the rounds on social media.   All could see she simply was a superior fighter than he was regardless of her sex.   

Before the count began, Rhonda pounced on Bruno sitting on his stomach.  As the count started, she delivered her coup de grâce -- she firmly grabbed him by his balls and presented hem to the judges to see as if they were a trophy.   She held her fist high in the air showing her triumphant over him in a very poignant way no one missed.   She now had him by the balls, both literally and figuratively.   And the irony was even more profound given Breuser had frequently referenced her "lack of balls" as to why she could never defeat him...yet it was his balls that ended in her defeating him in the most humiliating way.    And that irony was also not missed by the thousands of people that had followed him over the years when they saw the many photos and videos posted on all the popular social media sites. 

As Referee Williams shouted "IT'S A KNOCKOUT!"  The crowd erupted with jubilation, cheers and a standing ovation for Rhonda Rowdy.

 

Rhonda Rowdy's total defeat of Bruno Breuser became the most humiliating defeat in MMA history.    Within the first round, Rowdy had not only completely dominated Breuser, but had stripped him naked in the process.   The video of the match also became one of the most watched MMA fights in history.  After that fight, Bruno was unable to get back on the fight card of any major MMA event.   So she not only stripped him of his ego, but stripped him of his career.

The match resulted in Rowdy becoming quite a celebrity being hired as a sports commentary on major networks.  Rhonda Rowdy was recently inducted into the MMA Hall of Fame, and now lives on a 500-acre spread in Napa Valley. 

For Breuser, after they disgraceful humiliating defeat, he became the demoralized ignorant buffoon he always tried to make others become through his bullying.   The media backlash turned him into the butt of thousands of memes and jokes across the Internet.   "You're about to get "Bruno'd" became a well known saying meaning one is about to be completely annihilated.   Eventually, various sexual harassment and abuse charges caught up with him resulting in his going to jail for several years.   But the silver lining for him was learning how to make a good chipped beef sandwich working kitchen duty in the pen, which came in handy when in later years to earn a living he'd sell his sandwiches out of the bed of his 1979 Dodge truck to motorists on Route 109.  But little else is known as to his whereabouts these days.

THE END

 

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